But I'm A Cat Person
is what happens when you take a heap of shounen-power-up and mahou-shoujo tropes, dump them all in a blender, and then throw the blender away and make a sandwich instead.
These are your intrepid heroes. Their adventures will be chronicled on the website
, for which I finally learned to set up Comicpress. There will be excitement, and comedy, and pathos, and international conspiracies, and drag queens. Some of the characters will even get last names.
Now all I have to do is actually write the thing.