Bishounen Enzetsuka Sailor Voice

A very serious Welcome to Night Vale magical girl AU. (The gratuitous Japanese in the title translates to "pretty-boy speaker/orator".)

When Cecil Palmer was just fifteen years old, he met a talking (and floating) cat who told him he had special powers...and that it was his solemn duty to use them to defend Night Vale against the ancient menace of Desert Bluffs. In return, he gets a magical self-cleaning frilly outfit -- absolutely free!

Dana, his future successor, is currently an enzetsuka-in-training as Sailor Chibi-Voice. Her Shining Cell Phone Wand is a few power-ups away from matching the size of Cecil's Eternal Welcoming Broadcast Scepter, but it still packs a punch.

Carlos...doesn't know what the hell is going on. He keeps having these mysterious blackouts, and one day he manages to catch one on videotape, and apparently he's been transforming into some fancy outfit with a lab coat and a mask before running off? Could he be that vigilante who keeps appearing at Sailor Voice's battles, delivering flowery one-liners, and throwing test tubes to distract the monsters just in the nick of time?

Cecil, meanwhile, has a dilemma. You see, that handsome scientist he keeps accidentally bumping into around town is so beautiful, and has perfect hair...but the totally-dreamy Lab Coat Mask, who always has his back when he's Sailor Voice, also has perfect hair. How will he ever choose between them?


(...If anybody else wants to write this, or draw more of this, or do anything with this, you will be showered with adulation. Just want to throw that out there.)

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