I always look at this picture and think of Pooh Bear
When I saw this picture, my mind said "Eris's golden apple!" , then it said "condom!"... and it only got sillier from there.
If that balloon is real gold, and he bought it in the Summer '08 or so under Bush he'd nearly double his investment. (It's gone from 600-700 to over 1200.)
I just what to hug him !