AWWWWW, I don't know whether to laugh until I hack up a lung (recovering from a cold,) or to think AWWWWW this is so sad. And then it will end up going Kill Bill on us, or something like that, I never got around to seeing the movie yet. I keep meaning too, but I keep forgetting to.
Yep. Don't worry Stephen, I can get Anderson Cooper to kidnap Jon Stewart for ya, and we can have ourselve a good old fash'n shotgun wedding, YEE HAW. Grab your shotguns, banjo's, and play that Dixie Chicks, we's having ourselves a shotgun wedding.