TJ 4koma 2: Deed to Self

Cecil's brother has been trying to have this conversation with him every week or so for the past year. And the kid complains about it every. single. time.

At least it's become clear by now that you can make him fold pretty quick with tactical use of the Mom Card.


The whole series: Man in the Tan Jacket 4koma


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Narration: "I think I remember him offering me a note? Or some piece of paper..."
TJ: . . . the certificate of ownership for Lot 37.

TJ: But this isn't an offer! I'm just trying to help you remember that it's in safe hands.
Cecil: No! That should be in MY hands! What makes you think you have a right to keep it?!

TJ: Look, when you were a kid, and you had important forms like permission slips or death waivers...what happened to them?
Cecil: Um . . . I lost them a lot. Eventually Mom told me to have my brother hang on to --

Cecil: -- OH.
TJ: I have the inalienable right of Mom Said So.