Photo taken during Tiny Jon
's USO tour of Afghanistan.
Even in to-scale body armor, he'd be vulnerable to bullets or shrapnel, so outside the bases they have to lug him around in what is essentially a reinforced pet carrier. It's worth it, though, to get him inside
the bases. There he gets to ride around in a helmet, shake a lot of fingers, and tell stupid jokes to people for whom it's the least they deserve.