BICP - Cohen's Susan Glenn

But I'm A Cat Person's Cohen, media mogul who funds a ton of shapeshifter research on the side, having a bad day.

politicette did some research and discovered that the term "Susan Glenn" comes from an old Axe Body Spray campaign. I guess if only Cohen had gotten himself some Axe back in the day, he might have been saved this whole miserable fate.



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A "Susan Glenn"? Sure, I have one. Anybody who's single at my age probably has to, right?

She was . . . amazing. Brilliant, obviously. Never backed down from a fight. We were at each other's throats all the time -- wouldn't have had it any other way.

Never once went on an actual date. She wouldn't have accepted if I'd asked. Too busy with her career to have any interest in a personal life. Which suited me fine. I didn't want to risk getting tied down with a family anyway.

But, you know, looking back on it now, I could have at least told her how I really felt. Might have been worth a mention. And, well, now she's dead -- eight years ago today, actually -- so, so much for that idea.

Don't look at me like that. If needing a few extra drinks on a day like this meant you had an alcohol problem, everyone in the world would be in AA.