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I have yet to touch the Twilight series (and let's not get into what Integra would think of it). But I did read Cleolinda's delightful summaries. And then someone demanded Sparkly Vampire Anderson Cooper.

I couldn't resist.

(For another Twilight parody, see here.)


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:iconthedailyproopkitten:
TheDailyProopKitten Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Baby John is so adorable <3
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herdisappearingtheme Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student
WOW. Both myself and my sister love your drawings and this is definitely our favourite! Adore this - totally brilliant!
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hannabeth94 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
OMG THE MOUSE IS SO CUTE :squee: And the insane thing is, this would make that literary equivalent of taco bell or hot pockets, a lot better. And I'm just wondering, who's James Oliver?
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:iconerinptah:
ErinPtah Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
John Oliver is one of the most long-running Daily Show correspondents =)
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:iconhannabeth94:
hannabeth94 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
Okay thanks. I never watch the daily show often because it's on so late. But for the times I watched it, I enjoyed it. And the sad thing is that both the Daily show and the colbert report on more reliable than fox news (or as I call it Faux News.)
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Blue-Demon-Hybrid Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2011
So. Much. WIN. :iconjumpinglaplz:
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:iconnemiah-clyarel:
Nemiah-Clyarel Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
XD

this is genius! :iconlawooplz:
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:iconnghh:
Nghh Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
D'awww, no Conan? xD


I love this so hardcore though. I think even /they/ would love it. xD
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:iconlizzilola:
Lizzilola Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What.

You just mindfucked me. I'm so close to shipping ColbertxStewart now.

I hate you so hard >:I
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:iconerinptah:
ErinPtah Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Don't fight it! Come to the dark side!
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:iconlizzilola:
Lizzilola Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I... I mustn't... It will turn any conversation between the two into hot, sweaty buttsex.
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:iconerinptah:
ErinPtah Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
Oh, like that isn't the case already. XD
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:iconlizzilola:
Lizzilola Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
H-how did you know?! D//:>
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:iconasya173:
asya173 Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2010  Student General Artist
What.
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:iconlexlight92:
LexLight92 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
That was very good, and true! :D
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lover-of-the-Drow Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2010
LMFAO this made me laugh!
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:iconannie-o:
Annie-O Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hahahaha! Oh, my ribs........... Love parodies...
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:iconyukapi-wurumi:
Yukapi-Wurumi Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010
that's pure amazing "he sparkles in war zones; he sparkles in disaster areas..."
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Jonathan-Teatime Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2010
Nice one... my only complaint is that I would have called it "Spotlight," but maybe I'm just more into horrible puns than the artist is.
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:iconrollieo122:
rollieo122 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2010
Although I only got as far as the first book, I do know what happens in the rest of the series, and I think this perfectly sums up the series. And Sparkly Vampire Anderson Cooper is an epic win. This is awesome :)
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DraconicRaconteur Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2010
Okay... I am going to ignore the whole creepy pregnant thing... Other than that this is funny
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:iconmioaan:
mioaan Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
the beauty of this brought tears to my eyes.
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:iconcaptainquirk:
CaptainQuirk Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2010
You make me cry with laughter.
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:iconnicoleh262:
nicoleh262 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2010
FFFFF, haha, lol. XDDD This totally made my day. Sparkly Anderson Cooper FTW.
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:iconmioaan:
mioaan Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2010
OUT
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:iconnicoleh262:
nicoleh262 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
What? How'd you get here?
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:iconmioaan:
mioaan Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
stalking you obviously
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:iconnicoleh262:
nicoleh262 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2010
Oh, m'kay. Continue on.
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:iconawabubbles:
awabubbles Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2010  Student Digital Artist
LOL God, I laughed so hard, especially that John Oliver is the baby. I love it xD <333
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FractalBlaze Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2010
Good. Please, never touch that horrible series. It destroys everything. The parodies are fun, though, as long as they're nice and harsh. ;)
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GinnyPotter7887 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2009
I've been scarred for life. :iconiyellatyou: XDDD
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akabeko Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
No idea who or what Anderson Cooper is, but the parody was still hilarious~

(I'm also one of those people who can say, "All I know about Twilight, I leaned from Cleolinda" *g*)
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:iconerinptah:
ErinPtah Featured By Owner Nov 18, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
He's an incredibly shiny news anchor. Look him up on YouTube sometime =)

And thanks!
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:iconsailorichigo:
SailorIchigo Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009
That is sheer awesome. Team Stephen!
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:iconsajina:
Sajina Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2009
OMG!!! This is so funny!
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CowgirlXena Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2009
XD the 5,9, and 12 panels were funny.
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OrbitalDiamonds Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009
This is so awesomely beyond awesome.

(Do you have that Keith chibi at the bottom without the textbox covering part of his forehead? It'd make an awesome LJ icon.)
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:iconerinptah:
ErinPtah Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks!

[link] <-- Go wild. Just let me see the results =)
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:iconorbitaldiamonds:
OrbitalDiamonds Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2009
Sweeet! Will do!
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:icontealaeves:
tealaeves Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
The fact that you combined my three favorite people with Twilight, my used to be favorite series cracks me up so much! I LOLed too hard.....think I hurt myself.....lol
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NaomiHansen Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Hehe, it is funny. BTW, were you looking at my :+fav: list when you found this?
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:icontealaeves:
tealaeves Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009  Hobbyist Photographer
I think I was browsing.......I wish Andy did sparkle...without me having to imagine it.
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riaoaks Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2009
ROFL that's brilliant. :) Have yet to read Twililght (tried, got about 10 pages), but thanks to fandom enough knowledge of the books has seeped into my brain to understand and appreciate this. ^^ Heee at Anderson as Edward - he totally sparkles! And LOL at the end with Stephen imprinting on John Oliver! And his werewolf!ear is wonky! (and awww, Keith at the end...) Hope you don't mind if I rec this in my LJ, it's so awesome. :)
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:iconerinptah:
ErinPtah Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2009  Professional Digital Artist
Thanks very much, and rec away!
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:iconculf:
Culf Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2009
Anderson WOULD sparkle. I enjoyed this way more then Twilight (that I only watched in film version, and everything about it was appallingly bad).
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:iconnaomihansen:
NaomiHansen Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009  Student Digital Artist
The movie looks bad to me and I didn't even see it. Everyone says its bad and I trust them on that!
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:iconculf:
Culf Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009
My friend and I watched it to mock and laugh, and it was actually so bad it was beyond mocking, it was just boring with overly dramatic close up of eyes and Robert Pattinson holding his nose and looking like he wanted to ANYWHERE but in the movie.
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NaomiHansen Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Yikes! And the books aren't that bad (I say this with a lot of emphasis!) I'd rather read the books than see the movie.
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Culf Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2009
I read the first 30 pages or so of the first book, and I would claim it was that bad. It looked like it was written by a twelve year old. English isn't even my first language, yet I was constantly fixing her sentence structuring in my head.
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:iconnaomihansen:
NaomiHansen Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2009  Student Digital Artist
Now that you mention it, I had a conversation about that with my mom. We both said J.K. Rowling has better stories and grammar than Meyer.
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