Someone Has A Tiny Jon Fetish

Tiny Jon, person of non-height, accepts a confession from Liberal Stephen, person of highly-developed guilt complex.


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Stephen: Jon, before I say anything else, let me apologize in advance for any displays of height privilege and fetishization of your identity and lived experience. I won't be doing them on purpose, not that that's an excuse, so I probably shouldn't even have mentioned it. I hope this pre-apology is coming out as sincerely as I mean it, although if it isn't, I apologize for that as well . . .

Jon: Stephen, will you just spit it out, already? Whatever it is, I'm sure it can't be that bad.

Stephen: YOU ARE THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD AND I WANT TO KEEP YOU IN MY POCKET AND CARRY YOU AROUND FOREVER AND EVER.

Jon: #o_o#