You're Sexy When You're Enfranchised

Stephen cannot believe he's been roped into dressing up for Jon's sick fantasies like some cheap tart.

Jon can't believe it either. Sure, the takedown of a bunch of rape apologists, the election of historic numbers of women to the Senate including the first openly gay senator-elect, the passage of same-sex marriage and legalized marijuana across multiple states, and the failure to reward flagrant lying as a political strategy is nice and all, but this just pushed election day from good to awesome.

(Stephen is obviously wearing a pair of enfranchise-me pumps.)



(Transcript)

Stephen: J-Jon! Are you really going to make me wear this? Can't I please trade it for something less humiliating?

Jon: Sorry, Stephen. We had a bet. You lost. You knew there would be consequences. Now get out here and let me see what a pretty thing you are.

Stephen: I feel so . . . tawdry.

Jon: That's the point!

Stephen: Maybe if I pray for mercy, God will go ahead and start the Rapture right now.

Jon: And deprive one of his Chosen People of this delicious reward?